WTF You Doin' in My Mouth?

My buddy from work belongs to this. Enjoy some glitter in yo face.

So Obnoxious

First off, the term obnoxious isn't used nearly often enough, so that in itself is obnoxious. People need to expand their vocabulary, including the downer words. Anyways, my friend Carrie visited me about a week and a half ago, and as we were sitting in the middle of Times Square (she wanted to see it, we didn't stay long) I noticed that a lot of things people do in Times Square are obnoxious. So I made a list, and I'll even include some fun media.

1. Tourists (or anyone really, but usually it's tourists) who make stupid poses in the middle of Times Square.










I don't know if this girl is a tourist, but either way, trying to pose like a supermodel in Times Square does not make you look awesome. It makes you look like you're in Times Square. Alone.






2. Muffin Tops

Everyone in the world knows this is a fashion don't, so why do people still do it? I get that you can't help that your belly hangs out over your pants, mine would too if I wore pants that were 3 sizes too small. But I must give some credit, because these women clearly have way better lung power than I do, there's no way I'd be able to breathe in pants that were so tight. So, props.

3. The guys and girls who try to sell you deals at hair salons.

This doesn't need any media. You all know who they are.
"Hey! Can I ask you a question about your hair?!"
"No."
"OMG, where do you get it cut?"
"I cut it myself."
"Have you ever gotten it cut at a salon before?"
"Duh."
"Well then OMG, you're going to love this deal! You can have a full haircut, manicure, massage, oil treatment, eyebrow waxing, facial and discount on product, all for the low price of $60!"
"I don't do any of that stuff."
"Do you have any friends who would like it? Makes a great gift!"
"No."
"Your mom?"
"She's dead."
"No matter, how about I sweeten the deal, just because I like you and I can see we're going to be BFF's, I'll throw in another one for free!"
"No thanks."
"How about a third one? You can take two friends!"
"No thanks."

You get the idea, eventually they tire and give up if you just say No enough. Plus, they're all actors, so they're used to being let down. Comes with the job.

Rocky Breeds the Best People

I gave this movie to my cousin when he turned ten years old. I'm pretty sure my aunt was pissed. Now he's 17 and he actually understands it. And he turned out awesome, so I credit that to myself.



By the by, if you're in NYC, go see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. They do it in almost every city, I've seen them in Boston and Seattle, pretty fucking incredible, or at least a good laugh if you're drunk.

NYC Rocky Horror

M.I.A. Born Free

This is too great not to pass along. I don't necessarily like her music, but her ideas are brilliant.

And the Insanity Was High

The Antagonist Music Showcase @ Never Records!

Come and SEE this shit!

Antago-Photos

Some of my hard work from this semester, definitely paid off.

Some Boy

don't feign to deny
something you had in mind
for the lines within the lie
can only string you out as far as a
hand can reach to pull you back in

everything you give to me is halfhearted
and the reasons for my
utter ridiculous adoration of you
come very few.

for i dont really have any.

but nonetheless, i pick the problems
that tend to seek me out
and the only way to deal

is a very
slow
drag
on my cigarette.

often that doesn't help either.

and the alcohol is never the way to solve a problem
but to keep coming back to the one
who is so unavailable

in a way that reminds me of me.

drawn
drawn
drawn
to you for completely unexplainable incentives
and it makes life very difficult

but exciting
clearly in a fucked up way
how twisted does one have to be to enjoy
being on the recieving end of nothing?

Kickstarter My Ass to Lisbon!

I'm part of this group of people called the Antagonists. We're going to Portugal. If you pledge, it's like you're going there in spirit.

Soccer is Rough

So, everyone I know who knows I play soccer has been sending me this video. So I'll post it.

Yeah, the girl is probably a bitch in real life, but I always said, women play dirtier than men do.